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We have found a new groundbreaking method to help mother nature heal.

Not only have we found out that trees remove Carbon Dioxide (one of the leading causes of global warming) from the skies, and even expel Oxygen (which is necesarry for not just humans, but every animal on earth to survive) by doing so.

But we have even found a simple way to replenish the world's suply of trees, a way that anyone can do.

By taking the fruits and removing the seeds from them, you can dig a hole, place the seeds in the hole, and then fill up the hole again. Let's call this planting. After you've planted your tree, you simply have to water it every once in a while, unless it often rains in your chosen spot. Wait a couple of years and you've got a new tree, ready to remove Carbon Dioxide and produce Oxygen.

And the best part is, this new tree will produce more fruits, allowing you to plant more trees which will net you more fruits. It's like an infinite tree glitch.

Even if you don't like trees, we have found that this trick works with pretty much every plant known to mankind. And any green plant will also remove Carbon Dioxide and produce Oxygen, so any plant will do. So you can also settle for an infinite amount of prickly berry bushes, for if you just have the most annoying neighbours that you would like to drop into an infinite field of prickly pain.

Or you could surround your house with them to keep them away, that also works.

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Furthermore, even if you don't care about the planet you can still profit from doing this.

Studies have shown that growing plants pretty much always require you to go outside on a regular basis. And about 100-105% of people (margin of error 5 percent) who do this, touch grass while their tending to their plants.

This action called "touching grass" has shown to lower your blood pressure and cholesterol, help against depression, and can even help you get maidens. The latter happens because individuals who touch grass end up spending less time playin overwatch/league of legends in their mothers basement, which deters the aformentioned maidens. Individuals who regularly touch grass have been shown to acquire 420,69% more maidens than those who don't.